Weird News: Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity

cbi1972 · Jul 27, 2015

Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity

Police made a routine traffic stop early Thursday morning and got more than they bargained for when Roy Tilbott, 51, stepped out of his El Camino for a field sobriety test and Casper police noticed several eyeballs slide from his right pant leg onto the road.

Feeling they could have a potential murderer on their hands, police quickly drew guns and cuffed Tilbott.

Tilbott assured police the eyeballs were not human, but instead cow eyeballs he had pilfered from Johnson Meats (a slaughterhouse) where Tilbott is employed as a butcher.

Tidewater · Jul 27, 2015

cbi1972 said:
Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity

The jokes just write themselves.

That is just weird.

CajunCrimson · Jul 27, 2015

cbi1972 said:
Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity

Tilbott assured police the eyeballs were not human, but instead cow eyeballs he had pilfered from Johnson Meats (a slaughterhouse) where Tilbott is employed as a butcher.

Phew, for a minute, i thought it was something weird

Bazza · Jul 27, 2015

Not sure if this one raises or lowers the bar over here at Non-Sports.....wow...

Bama Reb · Jul 27, 2015

I hear bovine eyeballs are good eating. :biggrin:

RammerJammer14 · Jul 27, 2015

I imagine the first thing he said as the cop approached his vehicle was "Nothing to see here officer!"

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Catfish · Jul 27, 2015

DBF, how did you miss this story?!?!?! What are you DOING down there in the Lone Star State?

On another note, while the story is definitely shocking, I'm not the least bit surprised that perp was driving an El Camino. Or that his BAL was three times the legal limit. Or that he made bovine eyeball soup to battle his erectile dysfunction. If you'll smuggle 30 cow eyeballs in your rectum, nothing else is off the table.

CullmanTide · Jul 27, 2015

Folks in Florida have got to step up their game!

Bamaro · Jul 27, 2015

DzynKingRTR · Jul 27, 2015

he was going to put the eyeballs in a hole in the ground but...well you know the saying.

jthomas666 · Jul 27, 2015

That's an odd variant of "Here's mud in your eye!"

Bama Reb · Jul 27, 2015

Catfish said:
DBF, how did you miss this story?!?!?! What are you DOING down there in the Lone Star State?

DBF is presently enjoying an involuntary vacation.

Catfish · Jul 27, 2015

Bama Reb said:
DBF is presently enjoying an involuntary vacation.

Well, that's unfortunate.

Tide1986 · Jul 27, 2015

Bama Reb said:
DBF is presently enjoying an involuntary vacation.

I missed his transgression.

Catfish · Jul 27, 2015

CajunCrimson said:
Phew, for a minute, i thought it was something weird

I vote for this as Gif of the Week. :biggrin2: It's creepy and disgusting, and yet I cannot look away.

Bama Reb · Jul 27, 2015

Tide1986 said:
I missed his transgression.

I can't divulge particulars and it's not open for discussion. Hopefully he'll be back in a few months.

Catfish · Jul 27, 2015

Bama Reb said:
I can't divulge particulars and it's not open for discussion. Hopefully he'll be back in a few months.

A few MONTHS?!?! CBI or somebody is going to have to assume responsibility for the News of the Weird posts. I'm just sayin'...

Bama Reb · Jul 28, 2015

Catfish said:
A few MONTHS?!?! CBI or somebody is going to have to assume responsibility for the News of the Weird posts. I'm just sayin'...

Why not you?

92tide · Jul 28, 2015

it was a million to one shot doc, million to one

seebell · Jul 28, 2015

What the heck kind of forum is this when anal eyeballs out posts Wesley Clark's plan to imprison the disloyal? :eek2:

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