Gus Malzahn says Auburn 'should have put 60' on Alabama in 2014

selmaborntidefan said:

http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2013/09/ole_miss_qb_bo_wallace_we_have.html


"Yeah, I think we can put points on them," Wallace said. "I think we can put points on anybody. We just have to show up and play. It's the same thing every week, let's stay on schedule, control the tempo and don't have any turnovers."


Final score:
Alabama 25
Ole Miss 0

Click to expand...

Con said:

It is like they always say, talk is cheap.

Click to expand...

IH8Orange said:

Weighing in his narcissism, he's actually saying

"I am the great Gustavius Malzahn. I allow you commoners to address me as 'Gus' simply because most of you are unable to comprehend words having more than two syllables. I am not completely omniscient as evidenced by my choice of spouse, but sometimes the heart overrules even the greatest of minds. I am the Mozart of high-school and perhaps junior college football offense. You should fall prostate...er, hold on a second while I consult my unabridged version of the Webster's dictionary... let's see here... P....Pr....Pro.... Pros.... ah, ---

PROSTRATE, yes, you should fall prostrate, trembling before me. I should have... er.... I mean WE, WE should have scored 100 against Alabama, but I reduce that figure to 60 because I don't want to put the entire blame for this failure on my players, who simply cannot execute my advanced schemes as intended. I am willing to take 2%, maybe 3%, of the blame because my PR consultant, who assists me in communicating with you common people, says that humility is considered a positive trait by the people in the state of Georgia and that I should patronize the fan base by attempting to exhibit some of this trait. I'm not sure that any player can execute my offense to perfection. Cam Newton never even mastered it and he was at my house all the time watching game film, helping Kristi with the laundry -- sometimes for hours -- and apparently taking a few laptops. At first, I suspected Kristi was taking them and selling them to buy anti-psychotic drugs, but the timelines didn't match up because they often disappeared just after Cam and she finished the laundry and he would leave while she sat on the patio, smoking. I put 2 and 2 together to get 4 -- I have a minor in Mathematics -- and figured out the entire situation. Cam was taking those laptops, so I barred him from my house. This solved both the missing laptop situation and the hours of laundry situation. Cam must have been talking to Kristi a lot and distracting her because it only took her an hour to do the laundry after he stopped coming over. She stopped smoking also, which is a strange coincidence but for which I could find no correlation to the other situations."

Click to expand...

derek4tide said:

Click to expand...

MobileCrimson said:

...He knows how to exploit the lack of enforcement of the current rules.

Click to expand...

scoretide said:

It does not matter one bit, Here is what is gonna happen to the BUS ! Auburn fails on expectations ! texas fires Charlie ! Gus is the new man in LONGHORN COUNTRY ! Muschamp either takes the Auburn head job or goes elsewhere. I have had this gut feeling about this since MUSCHAMP was hired !!!

Click to expand...

colbysullivan said:

It's amazing how many coaches still don't understand that football is a 3 phase game. It takes more than offense to win, and it always will, period.

Click to expand...

techster79 said:

If we don't throw three picks we put 70 on the barn. Whole bunch of ifs and buts...

Click to expand...