Les Miles went to the hospital Monday after drinking too much coffee
- Thread starter crimsonaudio
- Start date
I think he must have been smoking some grass instead of eating it. The coffee is just a cover up.
I have a buddy who experienced the same thing. We were at a casino for a friend's bachelor party weekend and instead of sleeping, he stayed up playing roulette or something. He drank coffee and energy drinks to keep him awake. After getting back home, he felt like he was having a heart attack, so he went to the hospital. They told him it was the caffeine and his heart's reaction to it.
We made fun of him, but it could have turned into something much more serious had he not gotten checked out by a doctor.
We made fun of him, but it could have turned into something much more serious had he not gotten checked out by a doctor.
An assistant coach walks into Les' office. "Morning Coach Miles. How are you?"
"I'm great so great its a beautiful day and so blessed ya know I watched Caddyshack again last night and I woke up this morning and I finally got that scene with the greenskeeper making his own grass and that groundhog is a funny guy whoo yeah never go golfin' during a thunderstorm like that preacher man ooooohhhh son of a preacher man oooooohhhh I watched Pulp Fiction again too this morning twice actually and I can't figure out what is in that briefcase man it's going to be bothering me all day maybe if I watch it again I can figure it out whatchathink?" :conf3::conf3::conf3: "What was it that you asked me again? I just ya know going crazy wondering what was in that briefcase ARGGHH here let me move some of these coffee cups so you can sit down THIS IS A TASTY BURGER AND FURIOUS ANGER but no foot massages heh heh."
"Coach, I gotta go. There's a honey badger at my house."
DT_ho:
"I'm great so great its a beautiful day and so blessed ya know I watched Caddyshack again last night and I woke up this morning and I finally got that scene with the greenskeeper making his own grass and that groundhog is a funny guy whoo yeah never go golfin' during a thunderstorm like that preacher man ooooohhhh son of a preacher man oooooohhhh I watched Pulp Fiction again too this morning twice actually and I can't figure out what is in that briefcase man it's going to be bothering me all day maybe if I watch it again I can figure it out whatchathink?" :conf3::conf3::conf3: "What was it that you asked me again? I just ya know going crazy wondering what was in that briefcase ARGGHH here let me move some of these coffee cups so you can sit down THIS IS A TASTY BURGER AND FURIOUS ANGER but no foot massages heh heh."
"Coach, I gotta go. There's a honey badger at my house."
DT_ho:
I expect nothing less from the man whose son, Manny Miles (think about that for a second), went to University High School. Yes...University High School
That high school places a lot of its students in the Sociology program at the barn.
This happened to me driving home from a baseball playoff game a year and a half ago. I actually passed out behind the wheel but came to in time to keep the car on the road. Scary thing is, I had the cruise control on and had I not come to, me and my son would probably be dead. It was the scariest thing that has EVER happened to me. I had a heart fibrillation, then I momentarily blacked out. After coming to, I immediately went into full panic attack, which does feel JUST like a heart attack. My doctor said it was a caffeine overdose and since then, I have greatly limited my caffeine consumption.
Amazon Prime Day Deals for TideFans!
Hangtime University of Alabama - Alabama Crimson Tide Bama Nation - University of Alabama Route Sign
Get this and many more items during Amazon Prime Day Deals (July 8-11)!
Get a Prime Free Trial!
