Florida: Homeless Man Takes Human Skull Into Grocery Store

ValuJet

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Shoppers at a Sebastian, Florida, Publix grocery store called 911 when they saw a homeless man walking around with a human skull, authorities said.

"He had put the skull on top of a trash can over there because he wanted to tell somebody to call the sheriff's office," said Indian River County Sheriff’s Office spokesman Thomas Raulen.

The unidentified homeless man found human remains in an isolated area near the homeless camps and brought it to the Publix to report the body on Tuesday.

“He was using it as a puppet," witness Nick Pecoraro told WPBF News. "It smelled like death.”
 

Catfish

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Well, it wasn't like he could leave it at home.

"He had put the skull on top of a trash can over there because he wanted to tell somebody to call the sheriff's office," said Indian River County Sheriff’s Office spokesman Thomas Raulen.
At least it sounds like he was trying to do the right thing. Kinda.
 

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Dude's obviously an artist. The skull is surely that of Yorick. I can't tell if the dude is the Gravedigger or Hamlet though.

Gravedigger: ..... Here’s a skull now. This skull has lain in the earth three-and-twenty years.

Hamlet: Whose was it?

Gravedigger: A whoreson mad fellow’s it was. Whose do you think it was?

Hamlet: Nay, I know not.

Gravedigger: A pestilence on him for a mad rogue! He poured a flagon of Rhenish on my head once. This same skull, sir, was Yorick’s skull, the king’s jester.
 

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