41-6 Bama. We stuff the run and dominate the line of scrimmage, Bama scores on defense and offense at will. Butch Jones gets mad and slaps lineman on the sidelines on national TV, is simultaneously ejected and fired. Game delayed at halftime as equipment managers pick up empty whiskey bottles thrown at the MDB from the Visitors section. Viles quit by the end of the third. Ol' Smokey pukes up a hairball on a cheerleader's shoe and is trampled to death in the ensuing stampede. Many unhappy Vile fans spend the night in the T-town drunk tank.