"Dear Mr. Henry. Thank you for applying to the National Football League. At this time we regret to inform you that you are over qualified to be a member of our league. You are too tall to be a running back, too massive to be a receiver, too fast to be a line backer, too athletic to be a tight end, too powerful to be a safety, and so forth. Your athleticism places you in a category beyond our qualifications. While we regret we cannot offer you a position at this time, we would like to encourage you to consider other fields where your talents will not go to waste. In particular, we believe you would make a superb fantasy creature such as a werewolf or an interstellar space Predator. Best regards, the NFL. PS, we'll give you anything you want. Just please don't hunt us down and string us from your space ship."