Things I've learned after reading 9 pages of thread....
1) Kiffin drew up the screen pass to OJ in the locker room
2) There is apparently a standardized definition of "steal" lurking somewhere on Tidefans.com that we should consult in the future
3) We win games by scoring more points than the other team
4) The Tide's breakdowns on defense constitute playing their "B game", but Clemson's breakdowns are just par for the course, ie their A+ game
5) #16 feels good
6) Watson played like his hair was on fire (actually, I just added that one... not really in the thread anywhere, I don't think)
7) The 6'3" (IIRC) Renfroe for Clemson was a "tiny walk-on"
8) Someone will feel the need to point out some inaccuracies in this "in-jest" post and perhaps quibble over the meaning of "in-jest"