Mich. Senate passes bill banning various sex acts

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I was distracted by the other article:


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At least those other states, the laws were on the books when they were struck down. Adopting laws which are unconstitutional ab initio is just stupid...
 

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The explanation I read was that they were updating laws dealing specifically with bestiality (why this is a problem needing to be addressed right now, I don't know), and that the other aspects were already preexisting in the law, and no body wanted to get into a debate about whether or not to change them, given that they are already void.
Yeah. Makes perfect sense... :)
 

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The explanation I read was that they were updating laws dealing specifically with bestiality (why this is a problem needing to be addressed right now, I don't know), and that the other aspects were already preexisting in the law, and no body wanted to get into a debate about whether or not to change them, given that they are already void.

The country has been importing a large number of folks partial to goats lately.
 

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The country has been importing a large number of folks partial to goats lately.
Has the government released a "do's and don'ts" manual of proper social etiquette toward barnyard animals for new Americans? If not they better get with the program.
 

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Has the government released a "do's and don'ts" manual of proper social etiquette toward barnyard animals for new Americans? If not they better get with the program.
I don't think so, but as Robert Anton Wilson pointed out in his epic, On Natural Law: Or Don't Put A Rubber On Your Willy the Ayatollah Khoumeni was kind enough to provide some spiritual guidance on the subject. From the chapter titled "On Sodomizing Camels":

The Ayatollah Khoumeni, for instance, has written an authoritative guide to Natural Law according to “Allah,” with whom he is allegedly on intimate terms. In this tome, Khoumeni says that a woman may not get a divorce just because her husband is in the habit of sodomizing camels: “Allah” does not permit divorce for such trivialities and, in fact, frowns on divorce in almost all cases. However, later on Khoumeni allows that a woman may get a divorce if her husband is in the habit of sodomizing her brother. Now, I don’t know whether this is a Natural Law, or just represents Khoumeni’s personal opinions or prejudices, and I don’t know of any test or experiment that can determine if it “is” a Natural Law or “is” just the old duffer’s private notion, and nothing in Natural Law theory that I have ever read helps me to decide if this doctrine “is” “really” a Natural Law or just Khoumeni’s own way of evaluating the relative merits (or demerits) in sodomizing camels as against sodomizing brothers-in-law.

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Quite a few amateur bomb makers end up blowing themselves up. This could be the CIA's greatest mission ever. The bay of pigs II.
Yeah I am just waiting for seismic activity reports coming from Iran. You know they're going to do it, it's just a matter of when.
 

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