Seeing as most of these responses are facetious, and we all know we'd rather just practice in Tuscaloosa because preparing is more effective than pandering, here are a few ideas.
We give a makeover to the Crimson Caravan and take practices on the road. A whirlwind 14 day, 10 city tour featuring the 16 time (Wooooo!) National Champions.
It kicks of in Tuscaloosa, obviously, before flying down for a practice in Miami. South Beach becomes Tide country, and guest speakers include Dwyane Wade, Pat Riley, and former Miami head coach Butch Davis.
From there we go to NOLA. We invade tiger country, and turn Bourbon Street into Bama BLVD. A trio of Saints come in as guests (Sean Payton, Drew Brees, and of course Mark Ingram).
Next up is a three city Texas tour. Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio are all Tide Towns. We get to see a multitude of guests come speak at practices, including Jerry Jones (since Jerry World is our defacto home), Tony Romoifheshealthy, Coach Pop (Go Spurs), Tim Duncan, heck even former President and Rangers owner George W Bush! Texas takeover is complete.
Six cities down, 4 to go.
Next stop is Los Angeles. There we hold a special indoor practice at the forum. Kobe Bean Bryant is the guest host, as on his farewell tour he wants to be part of some sort of winner.
From there we fly to Seattle, and scrimmage vs the Seahawks. Pete Carroll is happy to host us, and the Seahawks learn a thing or two.
Next stop is Cleveland, Ohio. LeBron James actually request this as a stop, as he wanted to pick the brain of CNS. He also asks if NCAA rules would let him play TE for us.
Our final stop on the tour is back to Washington DC, where President Obama HAS asked us to hold a scrimmage on the White House lawn. He wants to QB the Crimson team against Lane Kiffin QBing the White team.
Then we make our way back to Tuscaloosa for the A-Day game.
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