Link: Eating bacon reduces your chance of being a suicide bomber by 100%
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People have debated and wondered for eons exactly what the "manna" was that was delivered to the Israelites in the desert to sustain them during the Exodus.
I've put a lot of thought into it.
I'm pretty sure it was bacon.
I've put a lot of thought into it.
I'm pretty sure it was bacon.
Unless you go into congestive heart failure. (Welcome to my world.)
Given the choice between the 2.................well, with one, you get your reward in this life.
The other.................no one ever said what the 72 virgins actually are.
They could be 72 goats.
Given the choice between the 2.................well, with one, you get your reward in this life.
The other.................no one ever said what the 72 virgins actually are.
They could be 72 goats.
Your better class of Muslim suicide bomber eats bacon to divert suspicion!
"He has only forbidden you dead meat, and blood, and the flesh of swine, and that on which any other name has been invoked besides that of God. But if one is forced by necessity, without willful disobedience, nor transgressing due limits,- then is he guiltless. For God is Oft-forgiving Most Merciful." Quran 2:173.
For you cuda. I like goats myself!!
"He has only forbidden you dead meat, and blood, and the flesh of swine, and that on which any other name has been invoked besides that of God. But if one is forced by necessity, without willful disobedience, nor transgressing due limits,- then is he guiltless. For God is Oft-forgiving Most Merciful." Quran 2:173.
For you cuda. I like goats myself!!
I forget how the joke goes, but..........
If the Rabbi observes you eating it, by a convoluted interpretation of Hebrew law, it can be.
Maybe.
Especially if it is in a Chinese restaurant.
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