TRUE STORY BELOW
I actually wasn't going to post this to the board because the story on it's own is a bit hollow - but about 2 weeks ago my wife and I were flying back from vacation and had a layover in Charlotte, NC. We needed to grab a bite to eat and popped in to a Sbarros pizza next to our gate. I had just order my food and slid down the line when I looked back at the tallish, rather gaunt guy now ordering at the register and realized "Holy crap, that's Chad Kelly!" I quickly grabbed my wife's elbow to inform her when I realized she was wearing an Alabama football team t-shirt. We sat down at a table and Chad and his girlfriend (or sister or whatever, I'm fairly certain it was his girlfriend) sat down perpendicular to us. My wife happened to catch Chad's eye and he looked down and caught full sight of the Bama t-shirt (It may or may not have said something about Winning Championships). He gave a small chortle/snort (or for the more cynically minded a "sneer") and gave a jerk of his head to instruct his girlfriend to turn around and take a look. My wife just spun back and we finished our pizza. They had a small snigger about it and went on their merry way.
The prevailing sentiment that I took away from the experience was just his physical appearance in regards to playing football. I'm just PRAYING Jonathan Allen or Reuben Foster gets a clean head-on shot at the guy. He was an absolute twig. I don't know how he wasn't injured last year running around SEC defenses. Obviously he's not a trash QB but it just feels like he's one Alabama LB clock-cleaning away from being carted off the field.