Re: Fun thread: You might be a Bama fan
If you are always wondering where your team will be seeded in the playoffs.
If you are always wondering where your team will be seeded in the playoffs.
Fun thread: You might be a Bama fan if...
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If you can't bring yourself to wear the color orange on Halloween, you might be a Bama fan.
If you hate pumpkins, you might be a Bama fan.
If you get angry or sick to your stomach looking at a Thanksgiving basket, you might be a Bama fan.
If you won't post a picture of a sunset because it has too much orange, you might be a Bama fan.
If you have ever refused to go hunting because you'd have to wear orange, you might be a Bama fan.
IF the phrase "Man, I hate Tennessee" makes you laugh so hard you cry, you might be a Bama fan.
If you are a captured spy and have vital state secrets, the bad guys torture you ,water board you, bury you to your neck in an ant hill and you don't talk. But when they start playing a recording of "Rocky Top" over and over again, you sing like a bird....
When you still hunt YouTube videos proving Namath scored against Texas in '65 Orange Bowl, you just might be a Bama fan.
If fall Saturdays are a religious experience complete with rituals and superstition...
If you have ever yelled "Blasphemy" at a fellow fan (or been on the receiving end)...
If the subject that caused the accusation of blasphemy concerned the greatest coach in college football history or the number of championships won...
If what was once blasphemy regarding the greatest coach in college football history is now openly discussed, though reluctantly and with great fear and trembling (and joy)...
If you have come to see the SI jinx as nothing more than superstition...
If you don't care anymore who Corso picks...
If all of your shirts and socks and hats are lucky now...
you might be a Bama fan.
If you have ever yelled "Blasphemy" at a fellow fan (or been on the receiving end)...
If the subject that caused the accusation of blasphemy concerned the greatest coach in college football history or the number of championships won...
If what was once blasphemy regarding the greatest coach in college football history is now openly discussed, though reluctantly and with great fear and trembling (and joy)...
If you have come to see the SI jinx as nothing more than superstition...
If you don't care anymore who Corso picks...
If all of your shirts and socks and hats are lucky now...
you might be a Bama fan.
If the name Preston Gothard instantly takes you back to 1983 and still causes you to instinctively yell "IT WAS A CATCH!"...
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If other teams' fans measure their season's success by how close they came to beating your team.
If all other teams in your conference have fewer conference championships than you have national championship, you might be a Bama fan.
If, like the wall street journal said, your button doesn't say "beat this team or that team" but instead says "BEAT EVERYONE" you ARE a Bama fan
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If this guy raked your yard and shined your boots after losing to Stanford, yeah, you might be a Bama fan:BigA:
If the Alabama football schedule each year dictates which invitations for social occasions to accept.
If you can't select a shirt of your clothes rack without touching Crimson, you MIGHT be a Bama Fan.
If the image of Barry Kraus stopping Matt Guman over the top still brings tears to your eyes.....
If you have a private little chuckle every time you see another team saying "we want Bama", you might be a Bama fan
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