I can empathize. My penis has broken a lot of things too.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...pic-dream-crushed-manhood-knocks-bar-off.htmlThis Japanese pole vaulter will be particularly crushed by his Olympic failure - because he has only his penis to blame.
Athlete Hiroki Ogita was attempting to clear a height of 5.3m the pole vault qualifications rounds when disaster struck.
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his penis delivered the final blow, knocking the bar to the ground in a heartbreaking conclusion.