UK: Woman's 7 inch sex toy nightmare

CullmanTide · Oct 7, 2016

She looks closer to 40 than 24.

MattinBama · Oct 7, 2016

CullmanTide said:
She looks closer to 40 than 24.

Glasses might be in order.

JBama_in_PCOLA · Oct 7, 2016

I'll say she looks closer the 34 than 24, but not 40. I do get what you are saying though.

CullmanTide said:
She looks closer to 40 than 24.

RollTideMang · Oct 7, 2016

CullmanTide said:
She looks closer to 40 than 24.

It looks like she has some scars on her left cheek that make her look older. Not sure though.

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RollTideMang · Oct 7, 2016

This article doesn't say it (saw it another article), but it wasn't the front side of her that it got stuck in.....

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Bama Reb · Oct 7, 2016

They got it out by pressing down on her stomach. They just didn't say what position she was in when they did the pressing...

Her husband was there and she still had to use a sex toy? That's embarrassing..

CullmanTide · Oct 8, 2016

MattinBama said:
Glasses might be in order.

Nope, much prettier ladies around here.

Bama Reb · Oct 8, 2016

RTR91 said:
One of my mom's coworkers at a previous hospital had a patient come into the ER with a potato. Come to find out the potato had some sprouts on it, too.

Must've been the fertilizer.

Catfish · Oct 8, 2016

RollTideMang said:
This article doesn't say it (saw it another article), but it wasn't the front side of her that it got stuck in.....

I kind of assumed that was the case. Pretty unlikely that they'd have to put her under to extract from the front.

Aledinho · Oct 9, 2016

To reference something I said a few months back, please to all gods (Holy and pagan), do not let this be the post from Displaced Bama Fan that saves my life.

crimsonaudio · Oct 9, 2016

Aledinho said:
To reference something I said a few months back, please to all gods (Holy and pagan), do not let this be the post from Displaced Bama Fan that saves my life.

You could post this on essentially every thread he posts... :biggrin2:

NationalTitles18 · Oct 9, 2016

Aledinho said:
To reference something I said a few months back, please to all gods (Holy and pagan), do not let this be the post from Displaced Bama Fan that saves my life.

Given your name (think about it)....

Displaced Bama Fan · Oct 10, 2016

Aledinho said:
To reference something I said a few months back, please to all gods (Holy and pagan), do not let this be the post from Displaced Bama Fan that saves my life.

LOL! I do what I do as a public service to my Tidefans friends.

alabama mike1 · Oct 11, 2016

I would have been happy to take care of the problem, free of charge.

MattinBama · Oct 11, 2016

CullmanTide said:
Nope, much prettier ladies around here.

Wasn't about the pretty it was about the age.

CullmanTide · Oct 11, 2016

MattinBama said:
Wasn't about the pretty it was about the age.

Well then I guess she's had a rough life cause she looks older to me.

MattinBama · Oct 11, 2016

CullmanTide said:
Well then I guess she's had a rough life cause she looks older to me.

I think the article makes the inference clear that she's been rode hard and put up wet, but she doesn't look anywhere even remotely close to 40 to me.

seebell · Oct 11, 2016

MattinBama said:
I think the article makes the inference clear that she's been rode hard and put up wet, but she doesn't look anywhere even remotely close to 40 to me.

I agree Matt. No way that girl is 40. Unless 7 inch sex toys are like a fountain of youth!!

G-VilleTider · Oct 11, 2016

seebell said:
I agree Matt. No way that girl is 40. Unless 7 inch sex toys are like a fountain of youth!!

There is a good joke in there somewhere ...

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