Pick a coach from a movie to represent UA

ddoublevision

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Pick characters from the movies to represent UA staff

Any movie...

I'll start.... And why I'm at it I'll go ahead and replace the whole staff:cool:

BOT:Don Vito Corleone(Godfather)
Strengths:Commands Respect, Fundraising, Firing
Weakness:Questionable Ethics, Rival Coaches May Disappear(could also be a strength?)

Athletic Director:Gen. George S. Patton Jr.(Patton)
Strengths:Everything
Weakness:Invented By Urban Meyer

Head Coach:Gny. Sgt. Hartman(Full Metal Jacket)
Strengths:Discipline, Motivation, No Nonsense Approach
Weakness:Hazing, Losing Players Via Suicide

OC:William Wallace(BraveHeart)
Strengths:Motivator, Plan Of Attack, Loyal
Weakness:Looks Like Mel Gibson, Paints Face

DC:Yoda(Star Wars)
Strengths:Master Of Defense, The Force Is With Him
Weakness:Keeping Players Awake While Talking

Line Coach:Terminator(Terminator)
Strengths:protects Good Linemen, Terminates Bad Ones
Weakness:Sara Conner, Possibly Chuck Norris

Strength/Conditioning:Steve Lattimer(The Program)
Strengths:Mean Streak, Tough, Knows Way Around Gym
Weakness:Roid Rages, Domestic Abuse History
 
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ApexTider

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Gene Hackman, Hoosiers.......came in and won the State Championship in his first year. I think we'd all settle for an "Alabama State Championship" (aka, win over the Barn) at this point. At least for starters anyway....
 

BamaIMRice

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AWESOME Board!!! Personally, I'd like Darth Vader also, and have Chuck Norris just stand on the sidelines..that has to count for something!!! RTR:BigA:
 

bayoutider

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Chuck Norris and Coach Norris doesn't need any stinkin' assistants, he can do everything. ;)

Fear the roundhouse kick to the face. :)
 

TiderMan

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Here are a few

Herman Boone (Denzel Washiington) in "Remember the Titans"
Bill Yoast (Will Patton) in "Remember the Titans"
Harold Jones (Ed Harris) in "Radio"
 

rolltideas

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The Ultimate A.D.=Jack as the colonel in "A Few Good Men"

"I get the job done!"
"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"

H.C.=The Terminator, Sarge, Darth Vader all great candidates
 

Crimson Pig

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Athletic Director - Doctor Emmit Brown
Movie - Back to the Future 1, 2, 3
Reason - Are you kidding? After a year or two we'd have all these great gadgets. We'd never lose. Then he could go back to the sixties and rig it so that we're the only team to 3-peat.

Head Coach - Officer John Spartan
Movie - Demolition Man
Reason - Takes no crap from anyone. Period. Motivational. Will blow up opposing teams' stadiums in ultimate head coach fights-to-the-death that he'll always win.

Offensive Coordinator - William Wallace
Movie - Braveheart
Reason - Brilliance.

Defensive Coordinator - Joe Kines
Movie - The Greatest Defensive Coordinator Ever.
Reason - Are you kidding?

Offensive Line Coach - The Terminator
Movie - Terminator 2
Reason - The guy's a hoss. Our o-line would be unstoppable! Plus, if you put John Conner on the line you wouldn't have to worry about anything.

Special Teams Coach - V
Movie - V for Vendetta
Reason - If you saw the movie, you know what he orchestrated. We'd execute the onside kick to perfection. Plain and simple, the man can do anything.

Recruiting - Obi Wan
Movie - Star Wars(various)
Reason - The Jedi Mind Trick: "That's not the University you're looking for. You don't need to see their scholarship offer. Auburn is the path to the dark side."

Public Relations - Captain Jean Luc Picard
Movie - Star Trek(various)
Reason - He's Captain Jean Luc Picard.
 

Boclive

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I nominate Coach "Boomer" from the movie Sky High.

Coach Boomer quotes:

Did I say you were next?

Any day now, superstar.

You. Flower child. Let's go.

Well, you're in luck. This is the situation, and I'm demanding it.

*Sidekick!*
 

TideFan40

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Nov 7, 2006
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Coach Norton (R. Lee Ermey) from "Saving Silverman."

QUOTE: "Remember, boys! STAY AWAY from women! All they want from you is your man-juice! If you ever get the kind of urges that cannot be supressed by hard liquor, the use this!
[showing them his right hand]"
 

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