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Old August 6th, 2008, 09:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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In the early eighties I worked in a full service gas station. Some of you young folks may have to ask an old folk what a full service gas station is.
One afternoon , when the traffic was non existant , out of the corner of my eye , 4 guys came pushing a car in. 4 doors were open and one person was at each door. I walked outside and said...." Ya'll run out of gas ? " One of the guys pushing the car said without hesitating...." Nope, we decided to take our car for a walk ! "

If I ever meet Bill Engvall, this story is his !
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Pshewwww, I was afraid you were going to tell another facial story
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Old August 6th, 2008, 08:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I used to work at one of those "full service" gas stations. One day, a woman brought her car in for an oil change. As I was putting it up on the rack, she said "Would you mind checking my rear end? My husband stuck his thumb in it and said it was dry."
As I looked at her questioningly, she suddenly realized just what she had said. Her face gained a lot of color, real fast.
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Old August 6th, 2008, 11:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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The genius I AM...

I was given tickets by my boss to see ATL in the WS back in 1992 (good year by the way). We were talking football, then switched to baseball. I ask my bosses husband (yes, my boss was a (very intiligent) woman):

"So, in which venue is the World Series being played this year?"

He lookes at me with an expression that, unfortunately, I can never "unsee"!
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