Opelika? Ain't that Barner country? Pass.I shamelessly stole this off Facebook from a friend of a friend:
****Hey a friend of mine has two tickets for the 2018 Championship Bowl, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each, comes with ride to and from airport, lunch dinner and $400.00 bar tab and back stage pass to the winners locker room. But he didn't realize in Sept, when he bought them, that it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...
It's at St Paul's Church, in Opelika at 3pm. The brides name is Ashley, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, she's a good cook and loves to fish, hunt and clean.....She'll be the one in the white dress.
Serious inquiries only.
I have a deadline for the end of the day today. I told my team we will be done at 6pm or they are all fired. My boss seems to think I don’t have the authority to fire him.Good luck staying productive today, folks.
RTR
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https://twitter.com/abc/status/[URL]https://twitter.com/funnymaine/status/950360857921306624[/URL]Haha. Sounds like my husband. My husband told his employees that they need to make sure to have everything ready and finished so they can close the branch on time and get out of there.I have a deadline for the end of the day today. I told my team we will be done at 6pm or they are all fired. My boss seems to think I don’t have the authority to fire him.
Roll Tide.