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Ain’t bustin’ on Oats, but you could say DeBoerdom(ination) done slud across campus - soft on the boards, finessing things on the shooting end, missing on transfers. Confident in him pulling out of it, though whether this year or next TBD and he almost gets a pass on injuries alone—

Meet the Unportalled Porcupines! Nicknamed 'cause nobody wanted to touch 'em. Much less promise 'em a hire [cq] football education. Not even books were on the table - 'cause ain't no school books these days anyway. Spurned, unwanted, agent-less, begging for any NIL dosh this side of a rendering...

Or...Baby Blue could be appealing to a subset of 'Bama fans who support the OL which could use a cumulative NIL sort of more positive promotion: An image of a big mammal bottom dwelling with the motto "Soft as Whale Poop" directly above.

Not that I could be bothered watching a nanosecond of it, but it's reassuring to wake up to the fact that 'Bama might not be 'Bama any(DeBoer), but Zer-0-gon is perpetually Zer-0-gon in never having won nuttin' but Phil Knight's payola

Any justice in CFB assessments, and he would be joining his great uncle Georgie at what would surely be the pinnacle of his athleticism:

Dunno, but with Gol*ing's new gig, his e*giness and fiery sideline *emeanor, I look for him to go poll *ee* and officially change his name to Ol*ing of Ole Miss and flip the 1-4-6 to the modern day flying wedge or as applied to 'Bama's OL, more excuse to whiff 90% of the time on their blocks...

Top-ranked QB in Nebraska - which given current circumstances is sort of funny in itself, even funnier next to Matt Rhule's new $80M contract for upholding mediocrity for the Bugeaters, regardless of cost.

Seriously dunno what kind of play call you can trust this QB with - plateaued after the first UGa game and pretty much cratered tonight. Question is, if you’re Duboser and Flubb, and ‘Bama doesn’t make playoffs, do you let Simpson walk when you got two rookies with higher ceilings?

Duboser.

Certainly a better up-and-comer than his contemporary, the Row the Boat Gopher - but had a few wins become losses over the course of his time in Ames and had Brock Purdy walked on at 'Bama as almost happened, and he's probably a .500 coach with the 'Clowns - which still would've rated a handsome...

And if Gol*ing was handling a script for a gastrointestinal problem, we doggone well know he ain't got no coverage for tight ends. But let's not forget his heart meds script for 3rd and long to be taken orally (as in smashmouth) at, you know, 1-4-6

Sometimes, one realizes, one must seize the the moment and make chicken salad out of that other stuff (you know: bad snaps, poor [but recoverable!] holds, shanked kicks, etc.). I foresee an illustrious new NIL opportunity based on Basil "Fawlty" Talty's tirades

Is Fawlty Talty's NIL deal with a 'stache wax company? - 'Cause he's sure waxed 'Bama confidence in the kicking game back to the Wide Right Left and Left Short Ages

You can blame Karma Karma Kameleon Kelly for every misbegotten moment of shame and agita they're experiencing down theah. And Bazza, that should be Geaux Geauxvnah!

Gotta be factual - from the NY Post (and doubly factual since they're quoting an author quoting Arch's high school coach from a book excerpt.