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    After worst postseason loss in Alabama history, the Tide are on the wrong side of a 'fine line' under Kalen DeBoer

    Dunno, but with Gol*ing's new gig, his e*giness and fiery sideline *emeanor, I look for him to go poll *ee* and officially change his name to Ol*ing of Ole Miss and flip the 1-4-6 to the modern day flying wedge or as applied to 'Bama's OL, more excuse to whiff 90% of the time on their blocks...
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    Link: 2026 Transfer Portal

    Top-ranked QB in Nebraska - which given current circumstances is sort of funny in itself, even funnier next to Matt Rhule's new $80M contract for upholding mediocrity for the Bugeaters, regardless of cost.
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    Bama Game Thread: Official PostGame Thread - Bama vs. UGA...

    Seriously dunno what kind of play call you can trust this QB with - plateaued after the first UGa game and pretty much cratered tonight. Question is, if you’re Duboser and Flubb, and ‘Bama doesn’t make playoffs, do you let Simpson walk when you got two rookies with higher ceilings?
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    Coaching carousel 2025-26

    Certainly a better up-and-comer than his contemporary, the Row the Boat Gopher - but had a few wins become losses over the course of his time in Ames and had Brock Purdy walked on at 'Bama as almost happened, and he's probably a .500 coach with the 'Clowns - which still would've rated a handsome...
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    Coaching carousel 2025-26

    And if Gol*ing was handling a script for a gastrointestinal problem, we doggone well know he ain't got no coverage for tight ends. But let's not forget his heart meds script for 3rd and long to be taken orally (as in smashmouth) at, you know, 1-4-6
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    Question: Now that players are paid and can transfer each year, is booing them still a social taboo?

    Sometimes, one realizes, one must seize the the moment and make chicken salad out of that other stuff (you know: bad snaps, poor [but recoverable!] holds, shanked kicks, etc.). I foresee an illustrious new NIL opportunity based on Basil "Fawlty" Talty's tirades
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    Bama Game Thread: Bama PostGame Thread - Bama vs. OU...

    Is Fawlty Talty's NIL deal with a 'stache wax company? - 'Cause he's sure waxed 'Bama confidence in the kicking game back to the Wide Right Left and Left Short Ages
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    LSU Firing Brian Kelly

    You can blame Karma Karma Kameleon Kelly for every misbegotten moment of shame and agita they're experiencing down theah. And Bazza, that should be Geaux Geauxvnah!
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    USCe students hold a ‘Fire Mike Shula’ rally:

    Gotta be factual - from the NY Post (and doubly factual since they're quoting an author quoting Arch's high school coach from a book excerpt.
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    LSU Firing Brian Kelly

    So, Sark suddenly has announced his availability as an NFL head coach to the league that ditched him as an OC five years ago. Based undoubtedly on the juggernautical job he's done of developing the patented Shorthorn RPO game with Arch Manning (who was secretly awarded the 2025 Heisman via his...
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    USCe students hold a ‘Fire Mike Shula’ rally:

    Yes, but Golding's been hard on his own liver before so be considerate please, plus his talking out of his liver (and another orifice) about Sark apparently spared 'Bama from signing 2032 Heisman favorite Arch Manning.
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    Question: How much longer will Freeze be the head coach at Aubarn?

    If Norvell were sacked before Free Shoes U. played Sunbelt Billy-less Gators, which is eminently possible, MalZombie could be named interim and could be coaching out the year at FSU toward another of his arisings of the undead at Arfbun. He's got two wins against the Tide and is still on their...
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    Game Thread: Other less important games catchall

    Fauxbarn dream candidate Matt Campbell, whose name comes up in every coaching conversation and continues to steer his Peter Principle career upward with a gilded .500 record, 'bout to go down to the Cincy BearKelces.
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    Why did admin stop pinning the JessN articles to the football page?

    So you signed that NIL deal with Geek Squad after all - been a pretty good week for "seniors"... https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6665695/2025/09/26/tom-cillo-nil-deal-player-oldest/ Bring the pain: 58-year-old college football player secures Aspercreme NIL deal - The Athletic - The New...
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