My wife's side of the family has a "wonderful mix" of political and religious representation that more times than not has caused holiday gatherings to be more "meh" than "Merry". One of my wife's cousins is a far left liberal who has attached her livelihood to catch phrases like "cultural appropriation" by whites, "toxic masculinity", etc. Over the years she's struck up conversations at family gatherings about crap she knows is going to cause an argument but did it anyway. This past Christmas we were at the grandmother's home doing Christmas and her dried up looking worm of a husband (with her standing by him) was trying to open a jar of olives. He was struggling and couldn't do it. I'd had a few glasses of wine and felt in the holiday spirit. So I grabbed it from him, popped it open, handed it back to him and said "If you'd had a little bit of that toxic masculinity you could have opened that jar". Smiled and winked at them both as I walked off to get it another glass of wine.

Who needs enemies when you've got family?