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Phat Phil has confessed to a monumental crime --

You guys and the barnyard boys are both highly ranked going into this game. It seems that most years, one of you is up, and the other is down. What years have represented the highest rankings for both teams, and what was the outcome?

is that the aubbie peace pigeons are pulling for yuze guys to beat us [figuring they can beat you next week], and then, assuming you beat us [ain't gonna happen] yuze guys pulling for Fraud Fran to spring a miracle in College Station. Aahhh -- college futeball -- it is the best...

You should know that the Battle for the Quad isn't over just yet. We have altered our arrival time, and we'll be rolling into the quad at around midnight. We've set up shifts to occupy large areas while others sleep a couple of hours. We will own that place, and will be several thousand...

We just realized that you guys seem to have a perfect season every thirteenth year -- '92, '79 [didn't it happen in '66?], and you're working on '05. But I have a feeling that the stars and the planets might not properly align themselves this year. In fact, Brodie Croyle may be seeing stars...

Man -- it's only Tuesday -- did you guys get this postal for the inbred retards? What about the Peace Pigeons? By the way, I'm sure y'all have heard the story about how the "war damn eagle" came about -- has something to do with some bullsh&t about a Civil war guy who found a baby eaglet...

Some moron on Tiger Rant posted something idiotic about hoping that Prothro's leg gets amputated and Croyle breaks his leg. I know I've seen that re-posted here. I think you guys are smart enough to know that 99.9% of LSU fans have great respect for the Tide -- especially for what Shula has...