Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from "Pre-Season Number One 5.0" to "Regular Season Reality 7.0" and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the running game and scoring applications, which operated flawlessly under "Pre-Season Number One 5.0."
In addition, "Regular Season Reality 7.0" uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as "Hiesman Trophy Candidate 9.5" and "SEC West Co-Championship 6.5", and then installed undesirable programs such as "Music City Bowl 1.0", "Night Flight to Louisville 1.0", and "Loss of Academic Accreditation 2.1", and "Oh No, Not Probation Again 14.2"
"National Championship 1.5" is no longer available, and "Recruiting 2.6" simply crashes the system. I've tried running "1.5 Million Per Year 5.3" and "I'm King Of The Hill Now 1.0" to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Tommy Tubberville
Dear Tommy Tubberville:
First keep in mind, "Pre-Season Number One 5.0" is an Entertainment Package, while "Regular Season Reality 7.0" is an Operating System. It also conflicts with "Housel 3.1"
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You All Loved Me.htm" and try to down load "Ears 6.2" and, for your fans, don't forget to install the "Guilt 3.0" update to "Inferiority Complex 12.0."
If that application works as designed, "Regular Season Reality 7.0" should then automatically run the applications "Contract Extension 4.0" and "Big Fat Raise 3.5."
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause "Regular Season Reality 7.0" to default to "Grumpy Fans 2.5", "He's Got To Go 7.0", or "Fire Him 6.1." "Fire Him 6.1" is a very bad program that will down load the "Expectations Too High Again" Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install "Bobby Lowder 1.0" (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the "Pre-Season Number One 5.0" program. These are unsupported applications and will crash "Regular Season Reality 7.0."
In summary, "Regular Season Reality 7.0" is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new offences, such as West Coast, quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend "Another New O.C. 13.7" and "We Are Still A Young Team 7.2."
Good Luck, Auburn Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from "Pre-Season Number One 5.0" to "Regular Season Reality 7.0" and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the running game and scoring applications, which operated flawlessly under "Pre-Season Number One 5.0."
In addition, "Regular Season Reality 7.0" uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as "Hiesman Trophy Candidate 9.5" and "SEC West Co-Championship 6.5", and then installed undesirable programs such as "Music City Bowl 1.0", "Night Flight to Louisville 1.0", and "Loss of Academic Accreditation 2.1", and "Oh No, Not Probation Again 14.2"
"National Championship 1.5" is no longer available, and "Recruiting 2.6" simply crashes the system. I've tried running "1.5 Million Per Year 5.3" and "I'm King Of The Hill Now 1.0" to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Tommy Tubberville
Dear Tommy Tubberville:
First keep in mind, "Pre-Season Number One 5.0" is an Entertainment Package, while "Regular Season Reality 7.0" is an Operating System. It also conflicts with "Housel 3.1"
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You All Loved Me.htm" and try to down load "Ears 6.2" and, for your fans, don't forget to install the "Guilt 3.0" update to "Inferiority Complex 12.0."
If that application works as designed, "Regular Season Reality 7.0" should then automatically run the applications "Contract Extension 4.0" and "Big Fat Raise 3.5."
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause "Regular Season Reality 7.0" to default to "Grumpy Fans 2.5", "He's Got To Go 7.0", or "Fire Him 6.1." "Fire Him 6.1" is a very bad program that will down load the "Expectations Too High Again" Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install "Bobby Lowder 1.0" (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the "Pre-Season Number One 5.0" program. These are unsupported applications and will crash "Regular Season Reality 7.0."
In summary, "Regular Season Reality 7.0" is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new offences, such as West Coast, quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend "Another New O.C. 13.7" and "We Are Still A Young Team 7.2."
Good Luck, Auburn Tech Support