Thanks - I did and now I have to beg forgiveness from Coach Stallings. Lord forgive me for even putting him in the same sentence with the Barn.You might need to edit your post to coach cheezit instead of Stallings!
Thanks - I did and now I have to beg forgiveness from Coach Stallings. Lord forgive me for even putting him in the same sentence with the Barn.You might need to edit your post to coach cheezit instead of Stallings!
Wow! That story is eerily similar to how Chizik got hired as Auburn's coach! Except, as I heard it, Pat Dye was milking the cow, lost his pants in the barn, he kicked the bucket over while he was underneath the cow looking for them, the cow kicked him in the head and he came out of the barn and told Jay Jacobs "Hire Gene Cheezit".This reminded me of a story I heart about a preacher. He was trying to decided if God was calling him to preach. So, one morning as he was walking to the barn to milk he asked the Lord for a sign. "Lord, if you are calling me to preach then let the cow kick the milk bucket over while I am milking."
Well, the cow kicked the bucket over and he became a preacher.
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Umm... What is... ah -- nevermind.Wow! That story is eerily similar to how Chizik got hired as Auburn's coach! Except, as I heard it, Pat Dye was milking the cow, lost his pants in the barn, he kicked the bucket over while he was underneath the cow looking for them, the cow kicked him in the head and he came out of the barn and told Jay Jacobs "Hire Gene Cheezit".
Is this a picture of Paul Slimebomb while he listens to the never ending calls from the Barners?
I think Chizik is coaching AU in pretty much the same style that OSU Jim Tressel coached. It is pray at every opportunity and praise god as often as possible. Which there is nothing wrong with that. But then the coaching style of see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, run off the energy vampires, deny any involvement if anything goes wrong style of coaching will get you in trouble. That will catch up with you at some point for sure.I hope Chizik is sincere in his Christian beliefs, but it is hard not to laugh at a guy who professes such strong beliefs out of one side of his mouth while asking parents to let their boys come on recruiting trips alone out of the other side of his mouth. I would think a strong Christian man who works at a place that preaches family would want the parents around to help guide their children to becoming upstanding citizens. The hypocrisy is just too thick to ignore.
That photo is of F-bUM as he listens to another round of drivel from I-Man. Tammy had just called before that.Is this a picture of Paul Slimebomb while he listens to the never ending calls from the Barners?
LOL! Goodun Earle!:biggrin:I think the ghostwriter screwed up the quote. What he really said was "It was an appointment, by God..."
Did the REC send them down there ?Barners better be bracing for some Old Testament-style wrath. Locusts and whatnot are heading to the plains.
I understand God's patience with the wicked, but I do wonder how he can be so patient with the pious...Make no mistake, I was humbled by Auburn's decision. And I knew this had to be a God appointment because this whole thing just didn't make sense otherwise. I knew God had to be behind opening this door — there was no other way it would have been opened," Chizik said in the book.
"All In" is just another way of saying that you are willing to do anything and risk everything to win...What amazes me is the title, "All In: What it Takes to be the Best." How does buying one championship team make Cheeze-Nip the best? It should more accurately read "All In: What it Takes to buy the Best." If that's so how about the coaches that win honestly? CNS should be working on a trilogy and CPB should have authored an encyclopedia set by now. :conf2:
I guss it's another one of his God proclamations.
And one day, the entire booger nation will be crying over that spilt milk.Wow! That story is eerily similar to how Chizik got hired as Auburn's coach! Except, as I heard it, Pat Dye was milking the cow, lost his pants in the barn, he kicked the bucket over while he was underneath the cow looking for them, the cow kicked him in the head and he came out of the barn and told Jay Jacobs "Hire Gene Cheezit".