Re: Official Joke Thread
Two good friends, Joe and Bob, both move away and didn’t see one another for several years.
One day, they happen to cross paths again.
“Hey Bob! How have things been going?”
“I’ve been doing fantastic Joe, but I’ll have to tell you, my name isn’t Bob anymore. I changed my name to Lucky!”
“Why did you do that?” Joe asked..
“Did you hear about that plane crash a few years ago that killed everyone on board except one person? I was the lone survivor, so after that, I decided to change my name to Lucky!”
“Man, That is pretty doggone lucky. I don’t blame you!”
They both chatted for a few minutes, then went on their separate ways....
A couple years later, they crossed paths again.
“Hey Lucky! How have things been going?”
“Pretty good Joe, except my name isn’t just Lucky anymore. I changed my name again to Lucky Lucky!”
“Why did you do that man?”
“Well about a year and a half ago, my girl and I were upstairs in the bedroom making love, and her brother was downstairs in the room right below the bedroom cleaning a rifle. Somehow it went off and shot through the ceiling/floor, through the mattress, and blew off one of my testicles. After that happened, I changed my name to Lucky Lucky!”
“Dang man! That doesn’t sound too doggone lucky to me.”
“The heck it wasn’t...if it would have happened 30 seconds sooner, he would have shot me right between the eyes!”
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk