Good'uns, Ras! Let me try another one.
A guy goes into a bar, and tells the bartender "I want 6 shots of the most expensive scotch you have". The bartender points behind him and says "well, that scotch is $35 a shot". And the guy says "pour me up 6 of them". So the bartender lines up 6 shot glasses on the bar and fills them with the scotch. And, within about 30 seconds, the guy chug-a-lugs every one of them. The bartender says "Dang! I ain't never seen anybody drink like that!" The guy says "you'd drink like that if you had what I got". The bartender says "well, what have you got"? And the guy says..."I got fifty cents!"