Re: Official Joke Thread
How many libertarians does it take to change a lightbulb? It's best to let the market decide.
How many libertarians does it take to change a lightbulb? It's best to let the market decide.
Hillary?A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer
from the big city and is certain that he has a better education than any
cop from Texas.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.
The deputy says, "License and registration, please."
"What for?" says the lawyer.
The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop
sign."
Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
"You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License
and registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"The difference is you have to come to acomplete stop, that's the
law. License and registration, please!" the Deputy says.
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you
give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the
ticket."
"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts
beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to
stop, or just slow down?"
Auburn couldn't find a virgin either.Q: Why did they cancel the Christmas Play at Auburn?
A: They couldn't find three wise men.
Q: What's a crying shame?
A: A bus load of lawyers going over a cliff with two empty seats.
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. |