"Alright, there will be no more moaning, in this outfit. The next man who moans is going to be very sorry."
"Who is this man?"
"Major Danby, sir."
"Take Major Danby out and shoot him."
"I don't think you can do that, Dad."
"Why not? And stop calling me 'Dad'."
SIAP, he got a speeding ticket, and the judge was happy about it.
"I don't know what class is but I can tell when one has it, you can tell from a mile away"
-- Coach Bryant
"We always talk about playing 60 minutes but this is a 60-10 game: the 60 minutes of the game and the 10 minutes in the locker room after the game that you remember for the rest of your life."
-- Nick Saban day after beating Clemson