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Redwood Forrest

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Sep 19, 2003
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This hear is goobeR agin an I have an ideer to replace our trees. We can build us some of them modern artistical stainless steal trees an then we kan hang all the toilet paper we want to on them. We kan have on board gas outlets along each limb and then we can burn up the paper automaticerlly. We kan even have onboard sprinklers along each limp so as to put the fire out in case the Auburn/Operliker fire department objects.

during christmas we kan have red and green lights installed because we won’t be a needing to roll any trees since we won’t be agoing to many bowl games any more anyways. We could also turn on them onboard sprinklers and make our own ice cycles.

We could build a tree house in one of them trees and air fans could climb up thar and have their picther took with aubie. We could put one of them sell phone towers in one to and lease it too make some spending money fer recruiting. A windmill propeller would generate the electrical to power the lights. We could put some fake missle tow up there and even put a crows nest fer our eagle to live in.

We could have one of them trees fer air fambley tree with a pitcher of a crow magnum cave man on the bottom and Pat Dye on top, to show how fer we have come along the intellergence evolutionary scale. We could chop up the trees when we cuts them down and sell the little pieces in a fund razer to help us buy some better recuits.

Thank you fer you’re time and wahr egull. Signed: goobeR ps beat them cheeten bamers. wahr egull
 

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