Seen this in another forum:rotf:
SEC Family Tree
Grandpappy - Tennessee (sure, he did something meaningful once in life, but now we just gather around to pay him respect)
Grandmammy - Kentucky (sweet, kind, gentle, and lets everyone win)
Daddy - Alabama (next challenge?)
Momma - Florida (she sure was hot back then, but now you get more bad days then good)
Dad's kid brother - Georgia (sure, he's won a few fights over the years, but compared to Daddy...)
Mom's uppity sister - Vanderbilt (thinks high and mighty of herself, but not willing to do any real work...and doesn't like anyone else marrying into the family)
Dad's Cousin - Auburn (Won the lotto, lost it all on hookers and blow, and is now selling used books out of a VW van)
Mom's cousin - Ole Miss (sexy and sweet, but there's a secret there that you just can't figure out)
Mom & Dad's Oldest - LSU (tough as they come, but when he gets out of line Daddy has no problem taking off the belt and multiple championship rings)
Mom & Dad's Middle Kid - Miss State (almost gets noticed)
Mom & Dad's Fraternal Twin #1 - South Carolina (has to do everthing different from everyone else, all the time)
Mom & Dad's Fraternal Twin #2 - Arkansas (keep trying, you'll make it, keep going, almost there...)
Adopted Kid #1 - Texas A&M (not coutning any chickens, but this kid might turn out to be a cash cow for the family)
Adopted Kid #2 - Missouri (you know that one kid you adopted that you wish you could take back)
SEC Family Tree
Grandpappy - Tennessee (sure, he did something meaningful once in life, but now we just gather around to pay him respect)
Grandmammy - Kentucky (sweet, kind, gentle, and lets everyone win)
Daddy - Alabama (next challenge?)
Momma - Florida (she sure was hot back then, but now you get more bad days then good)
Dad's kid brother - Georgia (sure, he's won a few fights over the years, but compared to Daddy...)
Mom's uppity sister - Vanderbilt (thinks high and mighty of herself, but not willing to do any real work...and doesn't like anyone else marrying into the family)
Dad's Cousin - Auburn (Won the lotto, lost it all on hookers and blow, and is now selling used books out of a VW van)
Mom's cousin - Ole Miss (sexy and sweet, but there's a secret there that you just can't figure out)
Mom & Dad's Oldest - LSU (tough as they come, but when he gets out of line Daddy has no problem taking off the belt and multiple championship rings)
Mom & Dad's Middle Kid - Miss State (almost gets noticed)
Mom & Dad's Fraternal Twin #1 - South Carolina (has to do everthing different from everyone else, all the time)
Mom & Dad's Fraternal Twin #2 - Arkansas (keep trying, you'll make it, keep going, almost there...)
Adopted Kid #1 - Texas A&M (not coutning any chickens, but this kid might turn out to be a cash cow for the family)
Adopted Kid #2 - Missouri (you know that one kid you adopted that you wish you could take back)