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bama579 · Apr 28, 2015

Funny from the Marx Bros Animal Crackers . . Groucho as Capt Geoffrey Spaulding . . several:

Capt. Spaulding: Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.

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Capt. Spaulding: How much would you charge to run into an open manhole?
Ravelli: Just the cover charge.
Capt. Spaulding: Well, drop in sometime.
Ravelli: Sewer.

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Capt. Spaulding: You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.

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Mrs. Rittenhouse: Captain, this leaves me speechless.
Capt. Spaulding: Well, see that you remain that way.

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Capt. Spaulding: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks. You try it some time.
Roscoe Chandler: Oh, simple: "tusks."
Capt. Spaulding: [shakes Chandler's hand] My name is Spaulding. I've always wanted to meet you, Mr. Chandler. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.

Bodhisattva · Apr 28, 2015

TideMom2Boys said:
From UP:

"That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most."

My daughter's favorite sceen from Up. For some reason, she has me play the role of the grumpy, old man.

Tide Rev · Apr 28, 2015

From Christmas Vacation:
"...surprised Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewed to the carpet, I would not be more surprised than I am now."

4Q Basket Case · Apr 28, 2015

Bama Torch in Pcola said:
Abridged version:

Well I believe in the soul......the small of a woman's back...the hangin curveball...high fiber...good scotch...that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap...I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there should be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight.

Crash Davis Bull Durham

Rose goes in the front, son.

NationalTitles18 · Apr 28, 2015

Can't see the line, can you Russ? - Clark Griswold National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Bazza · Apr 28, 2015

"Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand."

~ "Cool Hand Luke"

BamaPokerplayer · Apr 29, 2015

Nice Bazza.

Michael: Is that why you slapped my brother around in public?
Fredo: Aw, now that, that was nothin', Mike. Now, now, uh, Moe didn't mean nothin' by that. Sure he flies off the handle once in a while, but Moe and me, we're good friends. Right, Moe? Huh?
Moe Greene: I got a business to run. I gotta kick asses sometimes to make it run right. We had a little argument, Freddy and I, so I had to straighten him out.
Michael: You straightened my brother out

RammerJammer14 · May 1, 2015

First, just to pull from my sig:

Pvt- Why's it us Sergeant? Why us?
Colour Sgt Bourne- Because we're here lad. Nobody else. Just us.

Zulu

Frodo-"I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
Gandalf-"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."

The Fellowship of the Ring

Juba- I will see you again. But not yet. Not yet.

Gladiator

Tuco- When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

LTC Vandeleur- Remember what the General said; we're the cavalry. It would be bad form to arrive in advance of schedule. In the nick of time will do nicely.

A Bridge Too Far

Gen Pickett- My Boys! What's happening to my boys!

Gettysburg

Yeah, I have a weakness for tragic films.

BamaSC · May 1, 2015

I can't print it here, but there's a line where Samuel L Jackson had had enough of some snakes on a plane.

AlexanderFan · May 1, 2015

You Either Die a Hero, or You Live Long Enough To…: https://youtu.be/zDz8CW6utWY

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DzynKingRTR · May 1, 2015

Phil Connors: This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!

NationalTitles18 · May 1, 2015

BamaSC said:
I can't print it here, but there's a line where Samuel L Jackson had had enough of some snakes on a plane.

Don't worry, it's the clean version and may be better than the original. lol

Mystical · May 1, 2015

GreatDanish said:
Powerful:

Memorable:
From Unforgiven
I could quote the entire final scene. I'll just leave:

Little Bill: I don't deserve this... to die like this. I was building a house.
Will Munny: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.

This x 10

BamaSC · May 1, 2015

NationalTitles15 said:
Don't worry, it's the clean version and may be better than the original. lol

Nice. But not better than the original

NationalTitles18 · May 1, 2015

BamaSC said:
Nice. But not better than the original

Dude, that overdub cracked me up so bad...

CrimsonTheory · May 2, 2015

When talking to stupid people, this quote races to the front of my brain:

I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you. (Ricky Bobby quote) From Talladega Nights.

4Q Basket Case · May 2, 2015

People on drugs should not drive.

Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, said while driving in a cloud of green smoke.

NationalTitles18 · May 2, 2015

There's a thirty percent chance that it's already raining. - Mean Girls

Well yah, Tammy liked to drive her dad's thresher, but I mean... I mean she said the heavy vibration helped her think. But I know for a fact Tammy only smoked AFTER a good drive. - Drop Dead Gorgeous

Yippee-ki-yay, melon farmer (or Mr Falcon in one edited version)! - Die Hard (clean version)

Mahalik: You know Jamal, from 92nd Street? This morning, he woke up dead!
CJ: How in the hell do you wake up dead?
Mahalik: 'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.
CJ: You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Mahalik: You can't go to bed dead! That stuff would be redundant.
CJ: No, it wouldn't. 'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed.
Mahalik: But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place, foo'!
CJ: Damn! That's some quantum stuff right there, man! - Scary Movie 3

Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough rocks. - Forest Gump

Senior Ed Bloom: There's a time when a man needs to fight, and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny is lost... the ship has sailed and only a fool would continue. Truth is... I've always been a fool. - Big Fish

Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, George... not the livestock. - O' Brother, Where Art Thou

Bazza · May 2, 2015

formersoldier71 · May 2, 2015

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

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Ripley: Hudson! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training. Right?

Hudson: Why don't you put her in charge?

- Aliens

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