The Onion / Babylon Bee / great satire thread

Tidewater · Mar 31, 2016

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Report: American Schools Trail Behind World In Aptitude Of Child Soldiers
American kids are behind at basic rifle marksmanship and mine-clearing.

"It costs money to put guns in the hands of our children."

Bama Torch in Pcola · Mar 31, 2016

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This is an all timer for me.

http://www.theonion.com/article/eight-pound-man-removed-from-womans-vagina-890

crimsonaudio · Mar 31, 2016

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selmaborntidefan said:
It was - it was in a book but I can't find it online. I think the book was called "The Onion: Our Dumb Century."

Ahh, misunderstood you. Yah, their books are great - my parents got me some a while back:

cbi1972 · Apr 1, 2016

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jthomas666 said:
Their 9/11 edition was a finalist for the Pulitzer. I'd post a link, but there are language issues.

New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11

selmaborntidefan · Apr 1, 2016

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PNC Park is a wonderful place to see a baseball game.

http://www.theonion.com/article/pnc-park-threatens-to-leave-pittsburgh-unless-bett-2003

PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built

PITTSBURGH—After five years of serving Pittsburgh as their state-of-the-art sporting facility, PNC Park, the home of the rundown, poorly maintained Pirates, said Tuesday it is threatening to leave Pittsburgh unless a new team can be built within the next three years.

Catfish · Apr 1, 2016

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cbi1972 said:
New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11

That ain't right. I laughed, but that ain't right. :wink:

crimsonaudio · Apr 25, 2016

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http://www.theonion.com/article/out-control-angel-kills-dozens-bystanders-vatican--52798

dayhiker · Apr 25, 2016

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I love the Onion. A post last Friday cracked me up. America too sad to ***, but it's what Prince would have wanted.

crimsonaudio · Apr 25, 2016

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I suspect every president has actually felt like this at least once...

:biggrin2:

http://www.theonion.com/article/obama-caught-trying-jump-white-house-fence-52753

Catfish · Apr 25, 2016

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Man Wearing Sunglasses Upside Down On Back Of Head Still Recovering From Paul Walker’s Death

http://www.theonion.com/article/man-wearing-sunglasses-upside-down-back-head-still-52806

AUDub · Oct 23, 2016

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Prescient:

Can't link the video, of course, but google it.

crimsonaudio · Oct 28, 2016

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http://www.theonion.com/infographic/what-happens-if-trump-refuses-concede-election-54546

crimsonaudio · Nov 25, 2016

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“At some point in time we all stopped caring about the deals and the holiday shopping and were pretty much just out for blood,” said Dana Marshall, 37, a Target shopper who suffered seven broken ribs and a cracked sternum while fighting two other customers for a discounted Nikon digital camera. “I remember just sitting on top of a woman and smacking her head with a DVD player until her face was completely unrecognizable. I felt nothing. Absolutely nothing.”

42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record

uafanataum · Nov 25, 2016

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http://www.theonion.com/article/longtime-reader-lib-slavesinfo-sick-mainstream-bia-54745
Woukd like to post this in the Donald Trump thread but it would likely get moved.

crimsonaudio · Dec 7, 2016

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Hahahahaha

City Of Chicago Working Around Clock To Clear 18 Inches Of Bullet Casings From Streets

seebell · Dec 7, 2016

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hahahahaha. Some good stuff fellas!

crimsonaudio · Dec 11, 2016

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Terrifying Man Selling Dead Trees Out Of Middle School Parking Lot

crimsonaudio · Dec 17, 2016

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Jogger Clearly On First Run Of Plan To Turn Life Around

Just look at how slow he’s going.

Hahaha

NationalTitles18 · Jan 20, 2017

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http://www.theonion.com/article/dep...tm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing

Departing Obama Tearfully Shoos Away Loyal Drone Following Him Out Of White House
‘Go On Now, Git,’ Says Former President

MattinBama · Jan 29, 2017

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It's real. And it's spectacular. And dumbfounding for several reasons.

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