The Onion is one of my all-time favorite sites - they basically invented 9and perfected) the satirical news site and have set the standard for a long time now. I figured I may as well start a thread here where we can post Onion articles that we run across - I'll kick things off with this fantastic one from over 14 years ago:
Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool
Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool