Turkish Imam suspended after cucumber found shoved up his bum
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From recent middle eastern reports of items found in various different people's rectums......I believe they may have taken the western term "getting your salad tossed" completely wrong.......
I give them props though, for trying to emulate the mega bar, by adding bacon bits, even though it may conflict with their beliefs!!
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I give them props though, for trying to emulate the mega bar, by adding bacon bits, even though it may conflict with their beliefs!!
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Cucumbers are at least six inches long, stay hard for a week, and don't care if you have a headache.
According to news reports, there were just pieces of the poor pickle, along with anal and rectum bleeding. (He was turned in by a leaked medical report.) It would appear that the cucumber got worked to pieces and was only a part of his problem. I don't suppose they sell dildos in Turkey...
Don't know but they could always import them from the US where we have a lot of dildos. Especially in an election year. [emoji6]
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Turkish: What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?
Sausage Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish.
Turkish: It was two minutes five minutes ago.
Sausage Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish.
Turkish: It was two minutes five minutes ago.
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