DM: The Obamacare Dragon steps from the cave.
GOP: I slay it.
*rolls a 3*
DM: A miss.
GOP: I give up.
DM: The dragon saves the town.#GOPDnD
DM:"The dragon rests on a hoard of gold."
PC:"We gather the town's wealth and add it in. The dragon will surely create jobs now."#GOPdnd
GOP: You were hit for 45 points of damage
Player: I use my potion of healing
GOP: It doesn't work, this is a preexisting condition #GOPdnd
GOP: The healing potion is 5,000 gold pieces.
PC: But we don't have that much gold.
GOP: No, but you have ACCESS to health potions.#GOPDnD
PC:I cast fireball! It'll be huge, biggest ever!
DM:You're 1st lvl you can't cast fireball.
PC:I never said I was casting fireball.#GOPDnD
he doesn't sell guns to jewish people?
Probably nothe doesn't sell guns to jewish people?