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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    I hope Gus stays your coach for many years to come.


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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by AUDub View Post
    I hope your mother buys you crocs for Christmas.
    That's just too far right there, man.

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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by Crimson1967 View Post
    I hope Gus stays your coach for many years to come.
    I hope dust gets everywhere when you switch your ceiling fans to clockwise for the winter.
    Just a barner.

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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by AUDub View Post
    I hope you pour your cereal before you realize you're out of milk.
    Quote Originally Posted by AlexanderFan View Post
    I hope you chug from your milk jug before you realize you accidentally bought buttermilk.


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    Pssht...

    I hope he pours the last of his favorite cereal into his favorite cereal bowl, pours in the milk without realizing that the milk has spoiled, takes a nice big bite as he's carrying his cereal to his favorite chair, and - due to the horrid taste - drops the cereal, spilling rotten milk all over his favorite chair and smashing his favorite cereal bowl into a hundred pieces!




    (BTW, AUDub, it's nothing personal - I'd wish that on pretty much every Barn, Tennersee, and Notre Dang fan.)


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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by AUDub View Post
    I hope your mother buys you crocs for Christmas.
    I hope you ask a lady when the baby is due, and she isn't pregnant.


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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by AlexanderFan View Post
    I hope you ask a lady when the baby is due, and she isn't pregnant.


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    I hope your shift key sticks and your spacebar doesn't work every now and again.
    Just a barner.

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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by AUDub View Post
    I hope your shift key sticks and your spacebar doesn't work every now and again.
    You have ice water in your veins, don't you?

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    Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by AUDub View Post
    I hope your shift key sticks and your spacebar doesn't work every now and again.
    I hope you forget to turn the dryer on and have to wear the same pair of underwear to work two days in a row.


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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by AlexanderFan View Post
    I hope you forget to turn the dryer on and have to wear the same pair of underwear to work two days in a row.
    I hope you have one of those dreams tonight where you wake up in a panic because you're two hours late for work only to wake up 4 minutes before your alarm goes off.
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    Just a barner.

    There goes Davis!

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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by AUDub View Post
    I hope your mother buys you crocs for Christmas.
    Whoa now that's below the belt. How dare you!


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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by AUDub View Post
    I hope you have one of those dreams tonight where you wake up in a panic because you're two hours late for work only to wake up 4 minutes before your alarm goes off.
    I'll let you win this game, because Lord knows you won't be winning many this fall.


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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by AlexanderFan View Post
    I'll let you win this game, because Lord knows you won't be winning many this fall.


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    (That one stung though)
    Just a barner.

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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    I hope the sermon runs so long Sunday the people at the Baptist church down the street all get to the restaurant first and you have to wait for a table.


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