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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by Crimson1967 View Post
    I hope the sermon runs so long Sunday the people at the Baptist church down the street all get to the restaurant first and you have to wait for a table.
    I hope you get stuck behind someone going 66 in a 70 mph zone.
    Just a barner.

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    Roll Tide Roll!!!

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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by AUDub View Post
    I hope you get stuck behind someone going 66 in a 70 mph zone.
    I hope you jokingly tell your wife that the next time she is about to make you late for something you're going to leave without her and then, the next time it does happen, you decide it's a good idea and actually do leave without her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uafan4life View Post
    I hope you jokingly tell your wife that the next time she is about to make you late for something you're going to leave without her and then, the next time it does happen, you decide it's a good idea and actually do leave without her.
    I'm an Auburn fan, not pants on head stupid. When you're married to Mrs. Dub, you just accept being late for things as a fact of life.
    Just a barner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crimson1967 View Post
    I hope the sermon runs so long Sunday the people at the Baptist church down the street all get to the restaurant first and you have to wait for a table.

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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Jeremy Johnson got so frustrated at practice that he threw his helmet.

    It was intercepted.


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    I hope your shift key sticks and your spacebar doesn't work every now and again.
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    Gus Malzahn's multiple quarterback situation management.
    "In the second quarter, I saw Torretta look over at me, and he froze for a second. I saw fear."
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    19-13?

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    I wasnt going to post this in the football thread, I refuse to post anything there about Scam. But this discussion with Shannon Sharpe about Scam is great. Tell me from looking at his smug face you think he would lie over 50k. He would like over 500 buck or a laptop. I only made it to the 2 minute mark of the video but Shannon spanks him big time. I refuse to listen to Bayless.

    http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec...game-behavior/

    http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec...game-behavior/

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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by AUDub View Post
    When you're married, you just accept being late for things as a fact of life.
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