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    Any good new auburn jokes?

    I'm going to dig up an old thread from the FB board and import some here.

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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    This will probably be a good thread to see exactly where the line is drawn for the new board

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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Knock, knock.
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    Who's there?
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    A stifling Auburn defense.
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    Sorry, I don't open the door for mythical creatures.
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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    An Auburn player was almost killed over the weekend in a tragic horse-riding accident; he fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death.

    He was saved by the quick thinking of a young lady who witnessed the incident.

    She left her cashier's post at the Dollar General, ran outside, and unplugged the horse.
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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Auburn is the joke


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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Gus.


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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Auburn fans think they stand a good chance of beating Clemson. hahaha I seriously hope they do. hahahaha
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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by AlexanderFan View Post
    Auburn is the joke

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    This was my first thought.

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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by AlexanderFan View Post
    Auburn is the joke


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    I hope you step on a Lego.
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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by AUDub View Post
    I hope you step on a Lego.
    That escalated quickly. I hope you drop a red sock in your load of whites.


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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by AlexanderFan View Post
    That escalated quickly. I hope you drop a red sock in your load of whites.
    I hope you pour your cereal before you realize you're out of milk.
    Just a barner.

    There goes Davis!

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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by AUDub View Post
    I hope you pour your cereal before you realize you're out of milk.
    I hope you chug from your milk jug before you realize you accidentally bought buttermilk.


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    Re: Any good new auburn jokes?

    Quote Originally Posted by AlexanderFan View Post
    I hope you chug from your milk jug before you realize you accidentally bought buttermilk.
    I hope your mother buys you crocs for Christmas.
    Just a barner.

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