I didn't know this even existed until Trump had a twitter meltdown about it, but it's legitimately the best thing I've read today.
Vanity Fair: Trump Grill Could Be the Worst Restaurant in America
Vanity Fair: Trump Grill Could Be the Worst Restaurant in America
The allure of Trump’s restaurant, like the candidate, is that it seems like a cheap version of rich. The inconsistent menus—literally, my menu was missing dishes that I found on my dining partners’—were chock-full of steakhouse classics doused with unnecessarily high-end ingredients. The dumplings, for instance, come with soy sauce topped with truffle oil, and the crostini is served with both hummus and ricotta, two exotic ingredients that should still never be combined. The menu itself would like to impress diners with how important it is, randomly capitalizing fancy words like “Prosciutto” and “Julienned” (and, strangely, ”House Salad”).