Police Called After Cat Lurking In Tree Appeared To Be Holding Assault Rifle

Tidewater

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You know, when a kid bites his pop-tart into the shape of a pistol and administrators stand over him screaming "Zero tolerance!" what are we supposed to make of a cat who appears to be wielding an assault rifle?
Zero tolerance, man. Zero tolerance.
 

Bodhisattva

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You know, when a kid bites his pop-tart into the shape of a pistol and administrators stand over him screaming "Zero tolerance!" what are we supposed to make of a cat who appears to be wielding an assault rifle?
Zero tolerance, man. Zero tolerance.
Well, you gotta nip it in the bud. Pop tarts are the gateway weapon to assault rifles, obviously.
 

Jessica4Bama

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It got a verbal warning? This has got to be a joke. People can't be that dumb. Oh wait, I work with the public yeah they are.
 

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