MI Congressman: God will take care of climate change

cbi1972

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God Will Save Me

A terrible storm came into a town and local officials sent out an emergency warning that the riverbanks would soon overflow and flood the nearby homes. They ordered everyone in the town to evacuate immediately.

A faithful Christian man heard the warning and decided to stay, saying to himself, “I will trust God and if I am in danger, then God will send a divine miracle to save me.”

The neighbors came by his house and said to him, “We’re leaving and there is room for you in our car, please come with us!” But the man declined. “I have faith that God will save me.”

As the man stood on his porch watching the water rise up the steps, a man in a canoe paddled by and called to him, “Hurry and come into my canoe, the waters are rising quickly!” But the man again said, “No thanks, God will save me.”

The floodwaters rose higher pouring water into his living room and the man had to retreat to the second floor. A police motorboat came by and saw him at the window. “We will come up and rescue you!” they shouted. But the man refused, waving them off saying, “Use your time to save someone else! I have faith that God will save me!”

The flood waters rose higher and higher and the man had to climb up to his rooftop.

A helicopter spotted him and dropped a rope ladder. A rescue officer came down the ladder and pleaded with the man, "Grab my hand and I will pull you up!" But the man STILL refused, folding his arms tightly to his body. “No thank you! God will save me!”

Shortly after, the house broke up and the floodwaters swept the man away and he drowned.

When in Heaven, the man stood before God and asked, “I put all of my faith in You. Why didn’t You come and save me?”

And God said, “Son, I sent you a warning. I sent you a car. I sent you a canoe. I sent you a motorboat. I sent you a helicopter. What more were you looking for?”
 

MattinBama

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Let's have God take care of our national defense instead of my tax dollars and disband the military.
There are so many things we should be letting him take care of. All policing and jailing. Smiting all the gays without us needing to legislate anything to do with them. Getting rid of marijuana since it is such a sin etc. etc.
 

MattinBama

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There are so many things we should be letting him take care of. All policing and jailing. Smiting all the gays without us needing to legislate anything to do with them. Getting rid of marijuana since it is such a sin etc. etc.
Real life beat me to the punch:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...violence-louisville-prayer-patrols/364043001/

LOUISVILLE — Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin said Thursday that his plan to confront growing violence in Louisville is to have roaming prayer groups.

Bevin urged faith leaders, public officials and residents at a community meeting to take a 10-block span in the city’s West End, walk corner to corner, and pray with the community two to three times a week during the next year.
 

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