Q: How do you get a Michigan cheerleader into your dorm room?
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    Q: How do you get a Michigan cheerleader into your dorm room?

    A: Grease her hips and push
    Q: Why is ice no longer available at Michigan football games? A: The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
    Q: What are the longest 3 years of a Michigan football player's life? A: His freshman year.
    Q: Why did Michigan replace the stadium grass with Astroturf? A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing during games.
    Q: How do you get a Michigan graduate off your front porch? A: Pay him for the pizza
    Q: What does the average University of Michigan football player get on his S.A.T.? A: Drool.
    Q: Why are there no Nativity scenes on the Michigan University campus at Christmas? A: Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin

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    Re: Q: How do you get a Michigan cheerleader into your dorm room?

    hahahahaha

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    Re: Q: How do you get a Michigan cheerleader into your dorm room?

    lol

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