Since everyone is sharing stories (takes a puff on a doobie before he starts, ha ha)......
Back in 99, I was on a USAF base and one Sunday afternoon a call came in to the cop shop about a woman screaming in pain. When they noted the address, they realized that in the area (swidt?) was her husband patrolling maybe a mile away. Standard procedure would have sent him but realizing it was HIS address - they invented a call and sent him elsewhere across base (chow relief or something). They sent another cop (one of his buddies of course) to the house and his wife and another married man were engaged in the subject of the OP rather vigorously.
Needless to say, word got out. He worked in the hospital with me and was married to another hospital worker (a full blooded Native American from OK) and the adulteress worked in the dental clinic. They soon both left their partners and married each other, you know, we fit together like, oh never mind.
I noticed on Facebook the other night that after getting hitched in late 2000, they've been divorced since at least NLT 2012, if not earlier. And damned if he ain't married to a different Native American now.
It's this last (them being divorced) that I must confess totally shocks me the most about this tale (swidt).
Final irony? Dude was a big Penn State fan........