I'm thinking about moving back and running.
If you're for gay rights, I'm you're guy.
If you're a fundie Christian that wants to ban homosexual as a "protected" class and get the trannies into their proper bathrooms - Yours truly
If you want to legalize drugs, yep, me.
If you want to spend more money on the drug war, you guessed it...
If you want an expansive, military interventionist policy - look no further.
If you want a smaller, let's mind our own business military -
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If you want a smaller government & repeal Obamacare and eliminate other unconstitutional branches of govt. - Hey bud, (pointing finger at me)
If you want to raise taxes on everyone, and become a banana republic & Karl Marx' wet dream - Oh yeah, I can swing that too.
Stop illegal immigrants/bring 'em in - I'm flexible.
Send jobs overseas to China/keep them here or bring them back - Me.
You see, I'm the stereotypical politician. It doesn't matter if there is a D or R after my name. I'm owned, but not by you. You want to drag me and my wife through the mud for a few extra-curricular activities with a mesicun, midget tranny, go right ahead. The videography was phenomenal. (I'm still trying to figure out how it leaked out...) You see, as far as I'm concerned, You're dumb and I'm smarter than you. I know what's best, especially when my overseas bank accounts are filling up to the brim with all that special interest money. Debt, it's just a shell game. It doesn't matter as long as I'm getting mine. But remember, I'm here to represent you and I want DC to be transparent...except when the lobbyists are dining me, taking me to orgies, flying me around the world, visiting my good buddies Jeff Epstein & Bill Clinton in the Caribbean. It's all good. Oh yeah, God save the Queen!