Man accused of having sex with donkey (not Florida)

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Arkansas instead. Geez.

http://www.wcvb.com/article/man-accused-of-having-sex-with-familys-pet-donkey/10398967

Compton told the officer he had fed the donkeys some carrots. When the officer asked Compton if he had been having sex with any donkeys that night, he answered "No."

The officer then told Compton there were surveillance cameras located around the property, and that he planned to look at the footage. Compton told the officer he smokes a lot of marijuana, which makes him do "sick things." He promised the officer that he would get help if he were not charged with having sex with the donkey, according to the report.
Well, there's one reason not to smoke dope.
 

TIDE-HSV

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​But nobody has asked, Was the donkey hawt?
Reminded me of an old joke. This guy hired onto a group of sheep herders, and, after a while, began to get a bit horny. Finally, he asked one of the herders what they did for relief. One snickered and jerked his thumb towards the herd. He thought that over a few days and finally sneaked off, or thought he did, and picked out a ewe. When he got back to the fire, they were all snickering together. He asked them what the hell was funny and one said "You picked out the ugliest one in the whole herd"... :D
 

MattinBama

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Will never forget when we first moved to Louisiana seeing a report of a man being arrested for having sex with a pot belly pig named "Pee-Pie". A little disturbing for people who've just moved to the area.
Even more disturbing for pot belly pigs who've just moved to the area.
 

Intl.Aperture

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Will never forget when we first moved to Louisiana seeing a report of a man being arrested for having sex with a pot belly pig named "Pee-Pie". A little disturbing for people who've just moved to the area.
Ok - nobody take this the wrong way - but how are all these people getting caught having sex with animals? If this many people are caught, I don't even want to think about how many people TOTAL are doing this sort of stuff.
 

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