Arkansas instead. Geez.
http://www.wcvb.com/article/man-accused-of-having-sex-with-familys-pet-donkey/10398967
http://www.wcvb.com/article/man-accused-of-having-sex-with-familys-pet-donkey/10398967
Well, there's one reason not to smoke dope.Compton told the officer he had fed the donkeys some carrots. When the officer asked Compton if he had been having sex with any donkeys that night, he answered "No."
The officer then told Compton there were surveillance cameras located around the property, and that he planned to look at the footage. Compton told the officer he smokes a lot of marijuana, which makes him do "sick things." He promised the officer that he would get help if he were not charged with having sex with the donkey, according to the report.