Plain Trouble on "Da Plains" (all AU posts here)
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Rumor has it that he said, "Here's to them!" as he held a double bourbon aloft and then mumbled something that sounded like wishbone, or maybe it was Rosebud. Of course, that is only speculation.
Jacobs is turning into a complete buffoon and the only people who don't know it support the East Alabama Male College. The softball coach story is just awful. If he knew, he is a liar. If not, he is utterly incompetent. Either way, if that program was at .500 or less they would have cleaned house in less time than it takes to say you're out. I hope Jacobs stays there forever. If he goes they will need a lot of hush money. JJ knows where the bodies are buried because he was there with a shovel.
The Gus Bus will be decommissioned, stripped and auctioned off in parts starting the day after the Iron Bowl.
AL.com: "You've said you 'could have been more forthcoming' (about the investigation) in April. You also said you respected Corey (Myers) for 'stepping out.' You've also since said that he was guilty of "wrongdoing." What is worthy of respect - if he's guilty of wrongdoing, what is worthy of respect in that situation?"
Jacobs: "The bottom line is this, is that Title IX completed their investigation on Corey and he's no longer part of our staff. Regardless of how that happened, decisive action was taken and he's no longer with Auburn and Auburn softball - after their thorough and fact-finding investigation."
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Translation:
"We were hoping no one would notice and we did our damnest to cover things up. We told Corey he had to go but we hoped Clint could "tip toe past the graveyard" on this one"
Jacobs: "The bottom line is this, is that Title IX completed their investigation on Corey and he's no longer part of our staff. Regardless of how that happened, decisive action was taken and he's no longer with Auburn and Auburn softball - after their thorough and fact-finding investigation."
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Translation:
"We were hoping no one would notice and we did our damnest to cover things up. We told Corey he had to go but we hoped Clint could "tip toe past the graveyard" on this one"
They've known he was a buffoon since about 1983 and he was hired as AD because of his utter incompetence. Rumor mill says new sheriffs have their man and Lowder and Dye's boy is done.
I'd be mortally embarrassed if my AD was acting like JJ, but I'm not a barner - I'm guessing that's a significant difference...
uhhh, I don't think it took nearly that long. The Auburn board is pure hilarity right now
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