Man freed by firefighters - Penis stuck in Dumbbell

CajunCrimson · Sep 17, 2017

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4892552/Man-freed-firefighters-sticking-penis-weight.html

A man who stuck his penis in a dumbbell weight spent three hours surrounded by firefighters who sliced him free with power tools.
Angle grinders, a saw and a hydraulic rescue tool usually used to prize crash victims from vehicle wreckage were used to smash the 2.5kg disc on Friday.

LA4Bama · Sep 17, 2017

I was snickering about this dude with the dumbbell, but then out of nowhere this article wasn't so funny anymore.

The incident follows a man's penis being cut off by a circular saw in a Gloucestershire accident.

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Chukker Veteran · Sep 17, 2017

It seems to me once the guy lost his enthusiasm for porking the dumbbell he would have been able to free himself.

CajunCrimson · Sep 17, 2017

Maybe the dumbbell was crazy and from Florida and wouldn't let go.

TIDE-HSV · Sep 17, 2017

Chukker Veteran said:
It seems to me once the guy lost his enthusiasm for porking the dumbbell he would have been able to free himself.

Probably his circulation was trapped by then...

CullmanTide · Sep 17, 2017

Chukker Veteran said:
It seems to me once the guy lost his enthusiasm for porking the dumbbell he would have been able to free himself.

It was a very nice looking dumbbell.

DzynKingRTR · Sep 17, 2017

I hate it when that happens.

TIDE-HSV · Sep 17, 2017

Good thing it wasn't a 10 or 20 pounder...

CajunCrimson · Sep 17, 2017

TIDE-HSV said:
Good thing it wasn't a 10 or 20 pounder...

We are talking about the dumbbell, right?

selmaborntidefan · Sep 17, 2017

Did everybody else just glance and read penis and seebell the first time?

I did a triple take....

day-day · Sep 17, 2017

I finally got the nerve to open this post.

Thank goodness my wife is no dumbbell.

Bamaro · Sep 17, 2017

Haven't we all stock it into a dumbbell that we shouldn't have?

Bodhisattva · Sep 17, 2017

There but for the grace of God go I

crimsonaudio · Sep 17, 2017

selmaborntidefan said:
Did everybody else just glance and read penis and seebell the first time?

I did a triple take....

seebell · Sep 17, 2017

We have all stuck our penis in dumbbells of one kind or another!

BTW Selma, you have a wonderful sense of humor...Not!!:biggrin:

rolltide_21 · Sep 17, 2017

I guess you could say he got his swole on [emoji23]

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TIDE-HSV · Sep 17, 2017

I have stuck my penis in some real dumbbells before, but they were female and walked on two legs...

NationalTitles18 · Sep 18, 2017

"OK, practice your clean and jerk while I grab a protein shake. "

5 minutes later...

"Oh, dear god..."

selmaborntidefan · Sep 18, 2017

crimsonaudio said:

Sometimes a cigar....

cbi1972 · Sep 18, 2017

Man freed by firefighters - Penis stuck in Dumbbell

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