Female jogger poops on family's lawn for seven weeks

TIDE-HSV

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IBS or perhaps a sign of protest for all the inequities in the world?
Since she's passing up porta potties to do it out in the open, I think we can rule out physical factors. Above, I said it's exhibitionist and it's the first female case I've ever heard of. I thought it was almost totally confined to males...
 

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Since she's passing up porta potties to do it out in the open, I think we can rule out physical factors. Above, I said it's exhibitionist and it's the first female case I've ever heard of. I thought it was almost totally confined to males...
You mean to tell me you have never defecated in a potted plant in the mall before? I thought everyone had done this at least once.


Btw, another reason to curtail illegal immigrants. ;)
 

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That's exhibitionism also, with public restrooms easily available. Again, I've never heard of a female doing something like that, until now...
 

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We've had couple of posters point out it's possible to have an emergency and have to improvise when out running or something like that. So I'm going to tell a true story about an emergency a friend had...

We had gone to Tuscaloosa for a day time ballgame. His wife packed some seafood to tailgate with, but I bought something local, my buddy ate the shrimp.

After the game, we were on the interstate in bumper to bumper, slow moving traffic like you see leaving Tuscaloosa and going back home.

The shrimp was bad, they gave my friend what he described as an uncontrollable urge he had to deal with. We were in his truck, so he slid over to the passenger side while I took the driver seat. He then squatted next to the interstate, with everybody going five miles an hour passing him, and giving him verbal advice. I tried my best not to laugh, I felt so sorry for him, but still...
 

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We've had couple of posters point out it's possible to have an emergency and have to improvise when out running or something like that. So I'm going to tell a true story about an emergency a friend had...

We had gone to Tuscaloosa for a day time ballgame. His wife packed some seafood to tailgate with, but I bought something local, my buddy ate the shrimp.

After the game, we were on the interstate in bumper to bumper, slow moving traffic like you see leaving Tuscaloosa and going back home.

The shrimp was bad, they gave my friend what he described as an uncontrollable urge he had to deal with. We were in his truck, so he slid over to the passenger side while I took the driver seat. He then squatted next to the interstate, with everybody going five miles an hour passing him, and giving him verbal advice. I tried my best not to laugh, I felt so sorry for him, but still...
After a similar emergency while out running, I started packing the small backpacking TP roll. Thankfully, it happened in the woods... :)
 

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Since she's passing up porta potties to do it out in the open, I think we can rule out physical factors. Above, I said it's exhibitionist and it's the first female case I've ever heard of. I thought it was almost totally confined to males...
Maybe this is a man in the traditional sense and this particular individual just self identifies as a woman? or perhaps this particular individual used to be a man and now isn't?
 

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I've rarely ever had to go while running, but the couple of times that I had to go, I was in a forest or nature preserve-type set up. Someone's front lawn? I'll hold it.
 

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I'm sure we've all had a moment where we had to go and used whatever was available.

But in the same place on a regular basis? Either there is a personal dispute the homeowner isn't telling us or the woman is just nuts.


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We've had couple of posters point out it's possible to have an emergency and have to improvise when out running or something like that. So I'm going to tell a true story about an emergency a friend had...

We had gone to Tuscaloosa for a day time ballgame. His wife packed some seafood to tailgate with, but I bought something local, my buddy ate the shrimp.

After the game, we were on the interstate in bumper to bumper, slow moving traffic like you see leaving Tuscaloosa and going back home.

The shrimp was bad, they gave my friend what he described as an uncontrollable urge he had to deal with. We were in his truck, so he slid over to the passenger side while I took the driver seat. He then squatted next to the interstate, with everybody going five miles an hour passing him, and giving him verbal advice. I tried my best not to laugh, I felt so sorry for him, but still...


A "friend." Sure.


​Seriously, I'm sure he was relieved.
 

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