NCAA docks Ole Miss 13 schollies, two year bowl ban

selmaborntidefan

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Re: NCAA hammers Ole Miss

What was the colorful way that Selma described Ole Miss' transgressions? Driving and 105 mph through a school zone with a beer between their knees, a hooker in the passenger's seat and flipping off the cop as they sped past?
I believe (and the verbiage may not be totally spot on) but:

Everybody speeds. The difference is that a lot of schools are going 5-10 mph over the speed limit while Ole Miss drove right past the cop at 30 over while not wearing a seatbelt, a hooker in the passenger seat while drinking a beer and flipping off the cop. Gets pulled over and it's the Eddie Haskell, "Is there a problem, officer?"

(Bizarre in that Eddie Haskell himself grew up to become a cop and was shot in a pursuit that eventually had him retire with disability.....it later came out he
was rocker Alice Cooper
)
 

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