Russian doping: IOC bans Russia from 2018 Winter Olympics
- Thread starter crimsonaudio
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In unrelated news, several International Olympic Committee members died overnight when they fell out of their bedroom windows onto exploding bombs, and were poisoned.
Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov said, "Look, it happens. People fall out of windows. And sometimes bombs explode. And some people eat bad stuff and die of food poisoning. The fact that this happened at the same time to these IOC members is just a coincidence. We had nothing to do with this. And at the same time, this is what happens to people who cross Russia. But we had nothing to do with it."
I was writing in jest, but apparently truth is stranger than fiction.
"We had nothing to do with this, but this is what happens to anyone who crosses the Russians."
If you guys haven't seen the documentary "Icarus" about the Russian doping scandal you should check it out. It's on Netflix and it is mind-boggling.
I am sure Trump will ask Putin if it is true and then petition the IOC on his/Russia's behalf to get them re-instated.
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