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Ledsteplin

Ledsteplin

Hall of Fame
Nov 20, 2013
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Q: If you have a car containing a Georgia Bulldogs wide receiver, a Georgia Bulldogs linebacker, and a Georgia Bulldogs defensive back, who is driving the car?


A: The cop.
 
drwho

drwho

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Dec 11, 2013
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From Lewis Grizzard:
[FONT=&quot]“Got to tell the dog story. There’s somebody left who hasn’t heard the dog story.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]We are playing Auburn. Sanford Stadium. National Television. Winner wins the Southeastern Conference; goes to the Sugar Bowl.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]85,000 people jammed into Sanford Stadium. National television audience. This game is on the Armed Service Network. People in Switzerland are seeing this ballgame. Going everywhere.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]The band cranks up “Glory, Glory to Ole Georgia” and our team comes running out. 85,000 stand as one.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]We are led by our gallant mascot, UGA-U-G-A. What a dog! What a gorgeous dog. What a symbol of ferocity. But UGA ain’t real smart. UGA did not realize he was at a football game. Nor did he realize he was on national television, and was going into living rooms the width and breadth of this great nation.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]And there, in front of all them people, he began to lick himself where dogs occasionally want to lick themselves, ok?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]We don’t have to get any more graphic than that.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Bubba an’ Earl sittin’ on the fifty.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Bubba sees the dog, punches earl and said, ‘Earl, look at that dog. Dadgum, I wish I could do that.’[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Earl said, ‘ Bubba, that dog’ll bite you!’”[/FONT]
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CHATTBRIT

CHATTBRIT

Hall of Fame
Dec 3, 2003
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Falling Water, TN
How to confuse a Georgia grad. Show him two shovels and ask him to take his pick!

What is Georgia's favorite wine. When are we going to beat Alabama? (whine for those Georgia grads reading this).
 
BigAlinKnoxville

BigAlinKnoxville

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Sep 30, 2002
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Bubba was a Georgia grad, and to celebrate his recent graduation, he flew up to Boston to spend a few days with a friend. The two got invited to a local college party. Bubba was wandering around when he saw some cute girls standing around talking. Always the smooth ladies man, Bubba walked over and said to an attractive brunette, "Um.... Hi. whur do y'all go to school?"

With her nose tipped up into the air, she coldly replied, "Yale."

So Bubba looked around, thought for a second, and said, "Aight. WHUR DO Y'ALL GO TO SCHOOL????"
 
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