What do you call a Georgia grad who watched the Bulldogs win their last National Championship in person?
Grandpa
Grandpa
[FONT="]“Got to tell the dog story. There’s somebody left who hasn’t heard the dog story.[/FONT][FONT="]We are playing Auburn. Sanford Stadium. National Television. Winner wins the Southeastern Conference; goes to the Sugar Bowl.[/FONT][FONT="]85,000 people jammed into Sanford Stadium. National television audience. This game is on the Armed Service Network. People in Switzerland are seeing this ballgame. Going everywhere.[/FONT][FONT="]The band cranks up “Glory, Glory to Ole Georgia” and our team comes running out. 85,000 stand as one.[/FONT][FONT="]We are led by our gallant mascot, UGA-U-G-A. What a dog! What a gorgeous dog. What a symbol of ferocity. But UGA ain’t real smart. UGA did not realize he was at a football game. Nor did he realize he was on national television, and was going into living rooms the width and breadth of this great nation.[/FONT][FONT="]And there, in front of all them people, he began to lick himself where dogs occasionally want to lick themselves, ok?[/FONT][FONT="]We don’t have to get any more graphic than that.[/FONT][FONT="]Bubba an’ Earl sittin’ on the fifty.[/FONT][FONT="]Bubba sees the dog, punches earl and said, ‘Earl, look at that dog. Dadgum, I wish I could do that.’[/FONT][FONT="]Earl said, ‘ Bubba, that dog’ll bite you!’”[/FONT]
"Bama may very well win." "They can't hold our jock." Hmmmm.....
I see their arrogance hasn’t changed since I left Atlanta."Bama may very well win." "They can't hold our jock." Hmmmm.....